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两人简短英文搞笑对话
幽默常会给人带来欢乐，其特点主要表现为机智、自嘲，调侃、风趣等。确实，幽默有助于消除敌意，缓解摩擦，防止矛盾升级，还有人认为幽默还能激励士气，提高生产效率。下面是小编收集整理的两人简短英文搞笑对话，欢迎阅读！
两人简短英文搞笑对话1
Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.
伦纳德在为他的约会作准备，有些紧张。
Leonard: How do I look?
伦纳德:我看起来怎么样?
Sheldon: Could you be more specific?
谢尔登:你能更具体些吗?
Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
伦纳德:你能看出我在冒汗吗?
Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date?
伦纳德:不能。你腋下深色的.新月状图案将其隐藏得很好。你几点约会?
Leonard: 6:30.
伦纳德:6点半。
Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.
谢尔登:太好了。那你还有2小时15分钟，让那片稠密的人造纤维分子云消散。
Leonard: Is it too much?
伦纳德:汗很多吗?
Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team.
谢尔登:如果你是橄榄球队员就不算多。
两人简短英文搞笑对话2
Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
儿子：妈妈，如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶，你会怎么办?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
妈妈：我要揍他，还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
儿子：好了，你准备好拖鞋吧，爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。
两人简短英文搞笑对话3
A Hi Bob, are you all right? You look quite disturbed to me.
B Well, I'm all right I guess.it's just that..
A Don't worry, you can tell me what's going on, maybe I can help you out.
B Well, I just broke up with my girlfriend.
A Really? I'm sorry to hear that. So how come you broke up with her?
B You see, she wanted to stay with me all the time, but I have my own work.
A An, that's so sad to hear. May be she just hope you to company her.
B But I'm really very busy.
A Ok.Maybe it is beneficial for you.
B What is you meaning?
A Do not worry! In fact, that girl don not understand you is not Suitable for you.After all, they are girls. They can not understand the world of boys.Comparing with them, boys can understand your world better. And they will not badger with you. So you will have your own time to Pay attention to those you love. So why not get aboyfriend.
B E….. That sounds great. Maybe you are right. Since that, why not we be together.
A yeh…. that is also my idea.
两人简短英文搞笑对话4
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.
男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.
But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense!
两人简短英文搞笑对话5
Guest 顾客(女) Waiteress 女服务员
Guest:Hi, waiteress. Could you help me? 嗨,服务员(女),能帮我一下吗?
Waiteress:Yes,ma'am,what can i help you?您好,太太,有什么需要帮忙的?
Guest:Um,i want to buy some pickle cucumber ,which shelf does it place?嗯,我想买点酱黄瓜,但是我不知道它在那一排货架?
Waiteress:Don't worry,ma'am.Go along this aisle ,you'll see a big bulletin ,writing Sauce Food,you'll find your goods there.夫人,别急.顺着这通道走,你将会看到一个大的指示牌,上面写着酱料视频,您可以在那找到你想要的`(酱黄瓜).
Guest:Oh,thank you !By the way ,can you tell me how much each kilo of the pickle cucumber?
非常感谢!对了,能顺便告诉我每一千克酱黄瓜多少钱吗?
Waiteress:Last updated ,i remember its cost ￥30 each kilo,that's all i knew!嗯,最后一次标价,我记得要每公斤要30块吧,我只知道这些了!
Guest:Okay ,thanks again!好的,再次感谢!
Waiteress:You'are welcome!不客气!
两人简短英文搞笑对话6
Joan: Hello,Ashley! Where did you go for your trip?
你好，艾诗莉!你去哪里旅游了?
Joe: Beijing,for I only had a week.
北京，因为我只有一周的时间。
Joan: Oh! That is a good place! How was your trip like?
噢!那是个好地方啊!旅行感觉如何?
Joe: I had much fun on our trip.
我觉得旅行还是很有意思的!
Joan: Could you tell me what your trip was like?
讲述一下您的旅游好吗?
Joe: Oh,not bad,but very tiring!
哦!挺不错的，就是感到累。
Joan: Where do you think is better for shopping in Beijing?
北京哪里适合购物?
Joe: Wangfujing Street. I think. It has got more exclusive shops.
王府井街。那里有更多的专卖店。
Joan: What's the weather like in Beijing?
北京的天气如何?
Joe: It's kind of cold.
有点凉。
Joan: How were the restaurants there?
那里的餐馆怎么样?
Joe: It seemed they're wonderful,and not expensive.
似乎不错，还不贵。
Joan: Is there any mentions of tours?
旅行中应该注意什么?
Joe: Yes.A traveler should train himself to observe the odd customs there.
旅行者应该学会观察当地的`奇特习俗。
Joan: Did you have any complaint about the trip?
你对旅行有不满意的地方吗?
Joe: Yes.Traveling is too expensive.
有的。旅行费用太昂贵。
Joan: Where do you want to go next year?
明年你想去哪?
Joe: I never want to travel any more .
我再也不想旅行了!
sweety: I never want to travel any more .
我再也不想旅行了!
两人简短英文搞笑对话7
A: Excuse me, are you Miss Green?
B: Yes.
A: I’m a new student in the school. My name’s John.
B: Nice to meet you, John.
A: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Miss Green.
两人简短英文搞笑对话8
A: Simon, let me introduce you to Linda.
A: Linda, this is Simon.
B: How do you do? I’m pleased to meet you.
C: How do you do? I’m glad to meet you, too.
两人简短英文搞笑对话9
A: How do you do? My name’s Jin Tao. Glad to meet you. B: How do you do? I’m Yang Li. Glad to meet you, too.
A: Let’s have a seat. Help yourself just like you are at home. B: What would you like to drink?
A: A cup of coffee, please.
两人简短英文搞笑对话10
Guide：Now we are at the Washington Monument.
Wang：Oh，What a magnificent sight it is!Can you give us some information about it，Mr White?
Guide：With pleas ure. The Washington Monument was started in 1848. After many difficulties and delays，the building was completed in 1885，and opened to the public in 1888.
Wang：So it took many years to build the monument. How high is it?
Guide：The height of the monument is 555 feet. The top can be reached by elevator or by an iron stairway. Shallwe go up now?
Wang：(They reach the top. )I felt the elevator flying in the air.
Guide：So it was. The elevator makes the ascent only in 70seconds. Now you can have a bird-eye view of the capital from here.
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